turn signals = hilarity

turn signals are fantastic, until they are misused or not used at all. then hilarity ensues here's a few examples from my week.

1. stuck in a slower-than-average michigan traffic (only 68mph!?!? WTH!) with a cobalt in front of me. the driver is busy doing the wind-hand-dolphin thing when OH S*** HE'S MISSING HIS TURN!!!!! he quickly jolts into the left turn lane pops on his right blinker and then proceeds to wait... because he actually DID have to turn right. safe to say the people wanting to turn left behind him were not amused.

2. not as crazy as the last dude but a guy pulls away from an empty four way stop and does a u-turn. no biggie. the funny part? he seemed confused about which turn signal to use, so opted for his hazard lights, as if they were the u-turn signal!

3. whats funnier than a turn signal? confusing brake lights! you know, those people who have only one rear brake light and then insist on braking a pattern that turns there brake light into a turn signal. too many times have I been trickstered by these hooligans!