5.09.2011

Bad-Ass-O-Meter

All too often do people use the term bad-ass without any way of telling just how BA something is. From now on please use the following rankings to appropriately convey the level of badassery (NOTE: if the subject you are referring to is not listed, use the ranking most comparable):

BA0: not badass at all.
- flowers
- people who ride bicycles
- harmonicas

BA1: a teensy bit badass
- people who can juggle
- straight black coffee
- dogs!

BA2: slightly badass
- BOOM headshots
- people who can unicycle
- bald people with large beards

BA3: kinda badass
- really any forced induction (turbo/supercharged) car (excluding turbodiesels)
- large fires
- big snakes

BA4: pretty badass
- explosions
- amateur hackers
- that man vs food guy

BA5:
- Jumping from tall heights
- classic muscle cars
- DramaticHamster.gif

BA6:
-walking away from explosions
- experienced hackers
- Camaro owners

BA7:
- people who wrestle bears
- astronauts
- rally drivers

BA8:
- heavily modded camaro owners
- biker gangs
- ninjas

BA9:
- squirrels with knives
- cows with guns
- sharks with... just sharks

BA10:
-chuck norris
-navy seals team 6
-that is all


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