Trees!

A NORMAL PERSON

...WITH A CHAINSAW!

...WITH FIRE!

...WITH A BOOK!

Facebook has made calanders useless

FB lists birthdays
FB events alert you to upcoming social minglings
FB status updates notify you of holidays (multiple times)

So if you recently invested in calendars SELL SELL SELL!!!

Easter

Pro-rabbit or anti-rabbit

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!

Dedicated to chaka the cavalier...

Well you were my very first car

and we traveled quite far*

You would leak in the rain

your power steering was kinda a pain

Lower the top in the sun

proved cheap cars can still be fun

You had a busted trunk

Your interior had kinda a funk

Seemingly intimidating to deer

I would drive with no fear

Everybody crammed in the back seat

Got through every winter with plenty O' heat

But then your gaskets went and went bad

Took you to the scrap yard so so sad

you got a bit of rust

but they say trust doesn't rust

I'll never forget you

you crappy hunk of junk!

*40,000+ miles