WHAT the f...

I realized earlier today that it is almost impossible to figure out from another person what the meaning of the word "what" is. You would already have to know to use it in the sentence to ask "what does 'what' mean?"

Eventually I discovered you could ask somebody to define 'what', but that would get confusing...

"Please define what sir!"

"Hmm, I didn't ask you to define anything..."

"No, please define what!"

"Define what?"

"Yes, what!"

"Aaaaahhhhhhhh"

(At this point everyone involved has had a stroke)

Cows in freezers

fact: milk is good

fact: cold milk is very good

fact: I am impatient

fact: I would drink milk from a cow IF it were cold

so now we have a problem. How do we get cows to produce fresh, cold milk? Why we put the cow in a freezer of course! But this raises the issue of cows not surviving in freezers (for long enough to give me my milk). We must GENETICALLY ENHANCE cows to grow enough fur and fat to be able to survive in a freezer!

get to work science!