potential titles for this heat wave

In michigan the temp hit 90 today, which is ridiculous to us, and is supposed to be this bad for the next few days. A clever name to remember it by is a must. Mu suggestions:

1. The summer of useless pools (water got too warm, even heard one family dumped bags of ice in their pool to cool it off!)

2. the 2011 michigan melt

3. air conditioner industry stimulus '11

4. the not-dry heat of 2011

5. the day I walked outside and spontaneously burst into flames!!!!!!