Enemies list as of 3/18

Arby's
Yellow cavalier
Wobbly furniture
Spare parts
Caps lock
New Digg
Any state split into two geographic states (I'm looking at you Dakotas, Carolinas and Virginias!)
People named after seasons
Chocolate milk after it gets that weird sour taste...
Ian
Mike
All types of precipitation
Dust
People who get offended by sexist/racist jokes
Apple
Minor injuries
Ice that gets stuck on wheels and makes the car shake a ton
Parks and Recreation
Malfunctioning alarm clocks
All states adjacent to Michigan
Cursive handwriting
The word cloth
Seth rogan
Jonah hill
Wesco
My neck
Lazy Craigslist people